Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
The King is dead;
Long live the King
I didn’t know how this post was going to end so I assumed the cat started organizing the crayons????
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
It shall be done.
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions
- I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
- No no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.